@REEL_DEAL2025-12-12 04:00 UTC
How to Train Your Dragon has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2010 · Fantasy / Adventure / Animation / Family
How to Train Your Dragon
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
As the son of a Viking leader on the cusp of manhood, shy Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III faces a rite of passage: he must kill a dragon to prove his warrior mettle. But after downing a feared dragon, he realizes that he no longer wants to destroy it, and instead befriends the beast – which he names Toothless – much to the chagrin of his warrior father.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2010
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Fantasy / Adventure / Animation / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
As the son of a Viking leader on the cusp of manhood, shy Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III faces a rite of passage: he must kill a dragon to prove his warrior mettle. But after downing a feared dragon, he realizes that he no longer wants to destroy it, and instead befriends the beast – which he names Toothless – much to the chagrin of his warrior father.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-21 15:00 UTC
How to Train Your Dragon treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-26 03:00 UTC
How to Train Your Dragon is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-28 04:00 UTC
How to Train Your Dragon is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.8k points
Hot Take: How to Train Your Dragon's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the How to Train Your Dragon performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in How to Train Your Dragon actually is?
Just got out of How to Train Your Dragon and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in How to Train Your Dragon?
Director clearly thought How to Train Your Dragon was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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