@REEL_DEAL2026-01-03 04:00 UTC
If Thor was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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2011 · Adventure / Fantasy / Action
Thor
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Against his father Odin's will, The Mighty Thor - a powerful but arrogant warrior god - recklessly reignites an ancient war. Thor is cast down to Earth and forced to live among humans as punishment. Once here, Thor learns what it takes to be a true hero when the most dangerous villain of his world sends the darkest forces of Asgard to invade Earth.
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RELEASE DATE
2011
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GENRE
Adventure / Fantasy / Action
PLOT SUMMARY
Against his father Odin's will, The Mighty Thor - a powerful but arrogant warrior god - recklessly reignites an ancient war. Thor is cast down to Earth and forced to live among humans as punishment. Once here, Thor learns what it takes to be a true hero when the most dangerous villain of his world sends the darkest forces of Asgard to invade Earth.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-16 15:00 UTC
Watched Thor so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-23 03:00 UTC
The science in Thor has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-26 04:00 UTC
Thor is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Thor?
Look, I wanted to love Thor. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Thor actually is?
Honestly, Thor would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.6k points
The cinematography in Thor is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Thor and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.7k points
Hot Take: Thor's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Thor last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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