@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-02 08:00 UTC
Ant-Man should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
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2015 · Sci-Fi / Adventure / Action
Ant-Man
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Armed with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner-hero and help his mentor, Doctor Hank Pym, protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.
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PLOT SUMMARY
Armed with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, master thief Scott Lang must embrace his inner-hero and help his mentor, Doctor Hank Pym, protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacles, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-16 17:00 UTC
The script for Ant-Man feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-08 16:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Ant-Man.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-04 10:00 UTC
Ant-Man: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ant-Man actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Ant-Man. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Ant-Man?
Director clearly thought Ant-Man was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.5k points
The cinematography in Ant-Man is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Ant-Man and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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