@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-17 04:00 UTC
My Name Is Loh Kiwan is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
“This tomato has seen things.”
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2024 · Romance / Drama
My Name Is Loh Kiwan
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED27%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED33%
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TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
After defecting from North Korea, Loh Kiwan struggles to obtain refugee status in Belgium, where he encounters a dejected woman who has lost all hope.
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🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2024
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Romance / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
After defecting from North Korea, Loh Kiwan struggles to obtain refugee status in Belgium, where he encounters a dejected woman who has lost all hope.
STARRING CAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-08 15:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, My Name Is Loh Kiwan would settle the national debt.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-19 03:00 UTC
If My Name Is Loh Kiwan was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-24 04:00 UTC
My Name Is Loh Kiwan has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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Why is My Name Is Loh Kiwan rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
My Name Is Loh Kiwan (2024) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 27/100. After defecting from North Korea, Loh Kiwan struggles to obtain refugee status in Belgium, where he encounters a dejected woman who has lost all hope.
What streaming era or audience vibe does My Name Is Loh Kiwan fit best?+
My Name Is Loh Kiwan works best as a recent streaming-era watch for romance fans. With a Burn Index of 27/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is My Name Is Loh Kiwan worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
My Name Is Loh Kiwan scores 27/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in My Name Is Loh Kiwan actually is?
Everyone praising the My Name Is Loh Kiwan performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in My Name Is Loh Kiwan is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, My Name Is Loh Kiwan would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.5k points
Unpopular opinion: My Name Is Loh Kiwan is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love My Name Is Loh Kiwan. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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