Pocahontas: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.

“The devil tomato walked out.”
Pocahontas
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Pocahontas, daughter of a Native American tribe chief, falls in love with an English soldier as colonists invade 17th century Virginia.
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Pocahontas, daughter of a Native American tribe chief, falls in love with an English soldier as colonists invade 17th century Virginia.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Pocahontas actually is?
Rewatched Pocahontas last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
The cinematography in Pocahontas is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Pocahontas was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Pocahontas?
Everyone praising the Pocahontas performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Hot Take: Pocahontas's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Pocahontas would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
