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Even the popcorn looked bored during Mean Girls.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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2004 · Drama / Comedy
Mean Girls
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Cady Heron is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George.
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RELEASE DATE
2004
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GENRE
Drama / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Cady Heron is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-30 09:00 UTC
Mean Girls has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-15 00:00 UTC
Mean Girls: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-07 02:00 UTC
Mean Girls put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Mean Girls?
Just got out of Mean Girls and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Mean Girls is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Mean Girls last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.6k points
Hot Take: Mean Girls's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Mean Girls was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Mean Girls actually is?
Honestly, Mean Girls would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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