@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-08 14:00 UTC
The chemistry in Anyone But You is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.
“Script was written in ketchup.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2023 · Romance / Comedy
Anyone But You
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
After an amazing first date, Bea and Ben’s fiery attraction turns ice cold — until they find themselves unexpectedly reunited at a destination wedding in Australia. So they do what any two mature adults would do: pretend to be a couple.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Romance / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
After an amazing first date, Bea and Ben’s fiery attraction turns ice cold — until they find themselves unexpectedly reunited at a destination wedding in Australia. So they do what any two mature adults would do: pretend to be a couple.
STARRING CAST
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-19 08:00 UTC
If Anyone But You was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-24 12:00 UTC
Anyone But You: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-26 20:00 UTC
Anyone But You is what improv class warned you about.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Anyone But You is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Anyone But You last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.9k points
Hot Take: Anyone But You's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Anyone But You and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.0k points
The cinematography in Anyone But You is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Anyone But You was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Anyone But You?
Honestly, Anyone But You would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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