@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-30 02:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, The Thing would be banned for life.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1982 · Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi
The Thing
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LOCKED19%
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LOCKED25%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1982
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GENRE
Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-15 02:00 UTC
The Thing is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-07 09:00 UTC
The science in The Thing has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-03 07:00 UTC
The Thing thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.0k points
The cinematography in The Thing is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love The Thing. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Thing is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, The Thing would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Thing actually is?
Just got out of The Thing and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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