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If whispered monologues were currency, Mother Mary would settle the national debt.
“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2026 · Music / Drama / Thriller
Mother Mary
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Long-buried wounds rise to the surface when iconic pop star Mother Mary reunites with her estranged best friend and former costume designer Sam Anselm on the eve of her comeback performance.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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GENRE
Music / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Long-buried wounds rise to the surface when iconic pop star Mother Mary reunites with her estranged best friend and former costume designer Sam Anselm on the eve of her comeback performance.
STARRING CAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-19 15:00 UTC
Mother Mary confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-10 03:00 UTC
Mother Mary is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-20 04:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Mother Mary.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.3k points
Unpopular opinion: Mother Mary is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Mother Mary. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.0k points
Hot Take: Mother Mary's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Mother Mary was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Mother Mary actually is?
Honestly, Mother Mary would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Mother Mary?
Just got out of Mother Mary and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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