@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-12 14:00 UTC
Watched Pets on a Train so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
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2025 · Animation / Comedy / Adventure / Thriller / Family
Pets on a Train
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When a train unexpectedly starts up, taking only pets with it, the animals discover that Hans, a badger with a grudge is behind it all. While the crash seems inevitable, the animals can count on Falcon, a roguish Raccoon who will do anything to save them.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
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GENRE
Animation / Comedy / Adventure / Thriller / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
When a train unexpectedly starts up, taking only pets with it, the animals discover that Hans, a badger with a grudge is behind it all. While the crash seems inevitable, the animals can count on Falcon, a roguish Raccoon who will do anything to save them.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-06 08:00 UTC
The science in Pets on a Train has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-18 00:00 UTC
Pets on a Train should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-08 14:00 UTC
If Pets on a Train was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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Why is Pets on a Train rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Pets on a Train (2025) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 28/100. When a train unexpectedly starts up, taking only pets with it, the animals discover that Hans, a badger with a grudge is behind it all. While the crash seems inevitable, the animals can count on Falcon, a roguish Raccoon…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Pets on a Train fit best?+
Pets on a Train works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for animation fans. With a Burn Index of 28/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Pets on a Train worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Pets on a Train scores 28/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.6k points
The cinematography in Pets on a Train is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Pets on a Train was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Pets on a Train is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Pets on a Train performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.7k points
Hot Take: Pets on a Train's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Pets on a Train. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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