@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-10 10:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Scarface knows its audience.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1983 · Action / Crime / Drama
Scarface
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
After getting a green card in exchange for assassinating a Cuban government official, Tony Montana stakes a claim on the drug trade in Miami. Viciously murdering anyone who stands in his way, Tony eventually becomes the biggest drug lord in the state, controlling nearly all the cocaine that comes through Miami. But increased pressure from the police, wars with Colombian drug cartels and his own drug-fueled paranoia serve to fuel the flames of his eventual downfall.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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RELEASE DATE
1983
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
After getting a green card in exchange for assassinating a Cuban government official, Tony Montana stakes a claim on the drug trade in Miami. Viciously murdering anyone who stands in his way, Tony eventually becomes the biggest drug lord in the state, controlling nearly all the cocaine that comes through Miami. But increased pressure from the police, wars with Colombian drug cartels and his own drug-fueled paranoia serve to fuel the flames of his eventual downfall.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-20 06:00 UTC
Scarface: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-24 23:00 UTC
Scarface should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-12 02:00 UTC
The script for Scarface feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in Scarface is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Scarface and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Scarface?
Director clearly thought Scarface was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Scarface is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Scarface would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Scarface?
Everyone praising the Scarface performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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