Laughed twice during Pretty Woman. Once was a sneeze.

“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
Pretty Woman
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Vivian is a carefree, streetwise diamond in the rough when she meets sophisticated billionaire Edward in a chance encounter that turns into a week-long business arrangement. But Vivian's energetic spirit challenges Edward's no-nonsense approach to life, and soon they are teaching each other – and falling in love!
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Vivian is a carefree, streetwise diamond in the rough when she meets sophisticated billionaire Edward in a chance encounter that turns into a week-long business arrangement. But Vivian's energetic spirit challenges Edward's no-nonsense approach to life, and soon they are teaching each other – and falling in love!
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Pretty Woman: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Pretty Woman.
Pretty Woman put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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Unpopular opinion: Pretty Woman is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Pretty Woman. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
The cinematography in Pretty Woman is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Pretty Woman and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Pretty Woman?
Rewatched Pretty Woman last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Pretty Woman's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Pretty Woman was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
