If Alice in Wonderland was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“The devil tomato walked out.”
Alice in Wonderland
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
On a golden afternoon, wildly curious young Alice tumbles into the burrow and enters the merry, madcap world of Wonderland full of whimsical escapades.
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On a golden afternoon, wildly curious young Alice tumbles into the burrow and enters the merry, madcap world of Wonderland full of whimsical escapades.
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Alice in Wonderland has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Alice in Wonderland treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
Alice in Wonderland is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Alice in Wonderland?
Director clearly thought Alice in Wonderland was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Alice in Wonderland's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Alice in Wonderland performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
The cinematography in Alice in Wonderland is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Alice in Wonderland would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
