Ghost Rider has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
Ghost Rider
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
In order to save his dying father, young stunt cyclist Johnny Blaze sells his soul to Mephistopheles and sadly parts from the pure-hearted Roxanne Simpson, the love of his life. Years later, Johnny's path crosses again with Roxanne, now a go-getting reporter, and also with Mephistopheles, who offers to release Johnny's soul if Johnny becomes the fabled, fiery 'Ghost Rider'.
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In order to save his dying father, young stunt cyclist Johnny Blaze sells his soul to Mephistopheles and sadly parts from the pure-hearted Roxanne Simpson, the love of his life. Years later, Johnny's path crosses again with Roxanne, now a go-getting reporter, and also with Mephistopheles, who offers to release Johnny's soul if Johnny becomes the fabled, fiery 'Ghost Rider'.
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Even the popcorn looked bored during Ghost Rider.
If Ghost Rider was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Watched Ghost Rider so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Hot Take: Ghost Rider's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Ghost Rider last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Unpopular opinion: Ghost Rider is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Ghost Rider was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ghost Rider actually is?
Honestly, Ghost Rider would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
