@RATIO_RAT2026-01-23 18:00 UTC
Eternity confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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2025 · Romance / Comedy / Drama
Eternity
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive.
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Romance / Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-11 22:00 UTC
Eternity is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-20 19:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Eternity.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-25 00:00 UTC
Eternity: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
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Why is Eternity rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Eternity (2025) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 29/100. In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Eternity fit best?+
Eternity works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for romance fans. With a Burn Index of 29/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Eternity worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Eternity scores 29/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Eternity is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Eternity and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.7k points
Hot Take: Eternity's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Eternity last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Eternity actually is?
Director clearly thought Eternity was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Eternity?
Everyone praising the Eternity performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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