@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-03 06:00 UTC
Slanted: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2026 · Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi
Slanted
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
An insecure Chinese-American teenager undergoes experimental surgery to appear white, hoping to secure the prom queen title and peer acceptance.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
An insecure Chinese-American teenager undergoes experimental surgery to appear white, hoping to secure the prom queen title and peer acceptance.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-01 16:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Slanted.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-31 16:00 UTC
Watched Slanted so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-14 22:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Slanted. Once was a sneeze.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.4k points
Hot Take: Slanted's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Slanted. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.1k points
Unpopular opinion: Slanted is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Slanted and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Slanted actually is?
Rewatched Slanted last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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