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Star Trek: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
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2009 · Sci-Fi / Action / Adventure
Star Trek
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of bitter rivals. One, James Kirk, is a delinquent, thrill-seeking Iowa farm boy. The other, Spock, a Vulcan, was raised in a logic-based society that rejects all emotion. As fiery instinct clashes with calm reason, their unlikely but powerful partnership is the only thing capable of leading their crew through unimaginable danger, boldly going where no one has gone before. The human adventure has begun again.
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RELEASE DATE
2009
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Sci-Fi / Action / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
The fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of bitter rivals. One, James Kirk, is a delinquent, thrill-seeking Iowa farm boy. The other, Spock, a Vulcan, was raised in a logic-based society that rejects all emotion. As fiery instinct clashes with calm reason, their unlikely but powerful partnership is the only thing capable of leading their crew through unimaginable danger, boldly going where no one has gone before. The human adventure has begun again.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-20 17:00 UTC
Star Trek has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-25 04:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Star Trek.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-12 04:00 UTC
If Star Trek was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Star Trek is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Star Trek performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Star Trek actually is?
Director clearly thought Star Trek was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.5k points
Hot Take: Star Trek's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Star Trek. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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