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Jurassic World: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2015 · Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Jurassic World
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond.
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RELEASE DATE
2015
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Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-22 01:00 UTC
Jurassic World has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-26 08:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Jurassic World.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-13 06:00 UTC
If Jurassic World was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.2k points
The cinematography in Jurassic World is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Jurassic World was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Jurassic World?
Honestly, Jurassic World would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Jurassic World is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Jurassic World performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Jurassic World's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Jurassic World. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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