@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-06 09:00 UTC
Good Boy has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“This tomato has seen things.”
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2026 · Thriller / Drama / Mystery
Good Boy
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Tommy, a volatile 19-year-old, revels in drugs, parties and violence. After getting separated from his friends on a drunken bender, he is abducted by a shadowy figure. He wakes to find himself imprisoned in the basement of a remote Yorkshire house, inhabited by a very strange family. But what unfolds is not what he could possibly expect.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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GENRE
Thriller / Drama / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Tommy, a volatile 19-year-old, revels in drugs, parties and violence. After getting separated from his friends on a drunken bender, he is abducted by a shadowy figure. He wakes to find himself imprisoned in the basement of a remote Yorkshire house, inhabited by a very strange family. But what unfolds is not what he could possibly expect.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-03 06:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Good Boy would settle the national debt.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-01 11:00 UTC
Good Boy: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-15 08:00 UTC
Good Boy: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Good Boy?
Honestly, Good Boy would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.3k points
Unpopular opinion: Good Boy is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Good Boy and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.8k points
Hot Take: Good Boy's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Good Boy last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Good Boy actually is?
Director clearly thought Good Boy was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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