We're the Millers
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2013 · Comedy / Crime

We're the Millers

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An absolute cinematic disaster.

A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

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A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.4k points

The cinematography in We're the Millers is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows

Look, I wanted to love We're the Millers. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.

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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.5k points

[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in We're the Millers?

Director clearly thought We're the Millers was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.

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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.0k points

Unpopular opinion: We're the Millers is the most overrated film of the decade

Honestly, We're the Millers would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.

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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.4k points

Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in We're the Millers actually is?

Everyone praising the We're the Millers performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.

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