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A Haunted House has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
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2013 · Comedy / Horror
A Haunted House
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help in this spoof of all the "found-footage/documentary style" films released in recent years.
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2013
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Comedy / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help in this spoof of all the "found-footage/documentary style" films released in recent years.
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A Haunted House thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
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A Haunted House: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-25 18:00 UTC
Laughed twice during A Haunted House. Once was a sneeze.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.7k points
The cinematography in A Haunted House is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of A Haunted House and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in A Haunted House?
Rewatched A Haunted House last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.1k points
Unpopular opinion: A Haunted House is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, A Haunted House would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.4k points
Hot Take: A Haunted House's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the A Haunted House performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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