@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-25 05:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Lamas would settle the national debt.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2024 · Drama
Lamas
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED35%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED41%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
In a small-town bakery, Mona feels trapped under her domineering father, Adon. Lina, a new employee rocks Mona's world and sparks desire. But Adon has other plans for his daughter. Torn between duty and passion, Mona must choose her own path.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2024
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
In a small-town bakery, Mona feels trapped under her domineering father, Adon. Lina, a new employee rocks Mona's world and sparks desire. But Adon has other plans for his daughter. Torn between duty and passion, Mona must choose her own path.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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Public Roast Feed
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-27 16:00 UTC
Lamas has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-13 16:00 UTC
Lamas confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-06 10:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Lamas.
— FROM THE WILD
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Lamas?
Everyone praising the Lamas performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 403 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Lamas is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Lamas would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,211 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.2k points
Hot Take: Lamas's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Lamas was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,567 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD