@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-06 21:00 UTC
Kung Fu Panda 3 is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
“This tomato has seen things.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2016 · Animation / Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family
Kung Fu Panda 3
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED37%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
While Po and his father are visiting a secret panda village, an evil spirit threatens all of China, forcing Po to form a ragtag army to fight back.
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RELEASE DATE
2016
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GENRE
Animation / Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
While Po and his father are visiting a secret panda village, an evil spirit threatens all of China, forcing Po to form a ragtag army to fight back.
STARRING CAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-04 00:00 UTC
Kung Fu Panda 3 should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-02 08:00 UTC
Kung Fu Panda 3: nostalgia bait so transparent it should come with fishing licence paperwork.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-01 06:00 UTC
Kung Fu Panda 3 treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Kung Fu Panda 3 is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Kung Fu Panda 3. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.7k points
Hot Take: Kung Fu Panda 3's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Kung Fu Panda 3 and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Kung Fu Panda 3 actually is?
Everyone praising the Kung Fu Panda 3 performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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