Star Wars: The Force Awakens has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Thirty years after defeating the Galactic Empire, Han Solo and his allies face a new threat from the evil Kylo Ren and his army of Stormtroopers.
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Thirty years after defeating the Galactic Empire, Han Solo and his allies face a new threat from the evil Kylo Ren and his army of Stormtroopers.
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Even the popcorn looked bored during Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
If Star Wars: The Force Awakens was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Unpopular opinion: Star Wars: The Force Awakens is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Star Wars: The Force Awakens last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Star Wars: The Force Awakens actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
The cinematography in Star Wars: The Force Awakens is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Star Wars: The Force Awakens would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
