@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-20 03:00 UTC
Justice League should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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2017 · Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi
Justice League
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince assemble a team of metahumans consisting of Barry Allen, Arthur Curry and Victor Stone to face the catastrophic threat of Steppenwolf and the Parademons who are on the hunt for three Mother Boxes on Earth.
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RELEASE DATE
2017
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Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince assemble a team of metahumans consisting of Barry Allen, Arthur Curry and Victor Stone to face the catastrophic threat of Steppenwolf and the Parademons who are on the hunt for three Mother Boxes on Earth.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-10 15:00 UTC
The script for Justice League feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-05 15:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Justice League.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-02 22:00 UTC
Justice League: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 0.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Justice League?
Just got out of Justice League and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.5k points
The cinematography in Justice League is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Justice League. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Justice League?
Rewatched Justice League last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Justice League is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Justice League was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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