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Prisoners confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
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2013 · Drama / Thriller / Crime
Prisoners
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Keller Dover is facing every parent’s worst nightmare. His six-year-old daughter, Anna, is missing, together with her young friend, Joy, and as minutes turn to hours, panic sets in. The only lead is a dilapidated RV that had earlier been parked on their street.
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PLOT SUMMARY
Keller Dover is facing every parent’s worst nightmare. His six-year-old daughter, Anna, is missing, together with her young friend, Joy, and as minutes turn to hours, panic sets in. The only lead is a dilapidated RV that had earlier been parked on their street.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-21 09:00 UTC
Prisoners is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-10 12:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Prisoners.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-19 20:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Prisoners knows its audience.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Prisoners?
Just got out of Prisoners and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Prisoners's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Prisoners last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Prisoners?
Director clearly thought Prisoners was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Prisoners is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Prisoners would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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