@RATIO_RAT2025-12-26 07:00 UTC
Watched Bodycam so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Script was written in ketchup.”
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2026 · Horror
Bodycam
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A call to a quiet suburban home unleashes unthinkable carnage when two officers mistakenly shoot a man and his infant child, spiraling the tragedy into a fierce, unrelenting fall into the unknown.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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GENRE
Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
A call to a quiet suburban home unleashes unthinkable carnage when two officers mistakenly shoot a man and his infant child, spiraling the tragedy into a fierce, unrelenting fall into the unknown.
STARRING CAST
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-13 17:00 UTC
Bodycam thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-07 04:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Bodycam.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-03 16:00 UTC
Bodycam: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Bodycam actually is?
Everyone praising the Bodycam performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Bodycam?
Honestly, Bodycam would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.6k points
The cinematography in Bodycam is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Bodycam. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bodycam?
Just got out of Bodycam and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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