Cried during Cosmic Princess Kaguya!. Mostly at the ticket price.

“The devil tomato walked out.”
Cosmic Princess Kaguya!
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Iroha's life gets knocked off its orbit when Kaguya, a carefree runaway from the Moon, moves in and convinces her to perform in a virtual world together.
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Iroha's life gets knocked off its orbit when Kaguya, a carefree runaway from the Moon, moves in and convinces her to perform in a virtual world together.
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If Cosmic Princess Kaguya! was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Cosmic Princess Kaguya! has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Cosmic Princess Kaguya! treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
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Hot Take: Cosmic Princess Kaguya!'s third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Cosmic Princess Kaguya! and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
The cinematography in Cosmic Princess Kaguya! is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Cosmic Princess Kaguya! last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Cosmic Princess Kaguya!?
Look, I wanted to love Cosmic Princess Kaguya!. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
