@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-03 20:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Ekis would settle the national debt.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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2025 · Drama
Ekis
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Erik Matti’s classic Ekis gets a bold reboot with an all-girls ensemble led by Angela Morena, Cheena Dizon, and Aliya Raymundo. A crew of female thugs launches a kidnap-for-ransom plot, but when things go wrong, escaping the chaos becomes impossible.
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2025
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PLOT SUMMARY
Erik Matti’s classic Ekis gets a bold reboot with an all-girls ensemble led by Angela Morena, Cheena Dizon, and Aliya Raymundo. A crew of female thugs launches a kidnap-for-ransom plot, but when things go wrong, escaping the chaos becomes impossible.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-02 11:00 UTC
Ekis has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-16 13:00 UTC
Ekis confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-23 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Ekis.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Ekis?
Honestly, Ekis would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Ekis is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Ekis and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.6k points
The cinematography in Ekis is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Ekis. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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