The chemistry in ¿Quieres ser mi novia? is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.

“Plot holes? We fell in.”
¿Quieres ser mi novia?
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Javi and Lu's relationship faces dangerous territory as old and new temptations emerge: a young woman reigniting Javi's chemistry and a mature man pursuing Lu. Through humor, entanglements, and surprises, their love is tested.
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Javi and Lu's relationship faces dangerous territory as old and new temptations emerge: a young woman reigniting Javi's chemistry and a mature man pursuing Lu. Through humor, entanglements, and surprises, their love is tested.
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If ¿Quieres ser mi novia? was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
¿Quieres ser mi novia?: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
¿Quieres ser mi novia? is what improv class warned you about.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in ¿Quieres ser mi novia? actually is?
Just got out of ¿Quieres ser mi novia? and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Hot Take: ¿Quieres ser mi novia?'s third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched ¿Quieres ser mi novia? last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in ¿Quieres ser mi novia??
Director clearly thought ¿Quieres ser mi novia? was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in ¿Quieres ser mi novia??
Honestly, ¿Quieres ser mi novia? would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
