Ocean's Eleven has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

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Ocean's Eleven
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Less than 24 hours into his parole, charismatic thief Danny Ocean is already rolling out his next plan: In one night, Danny's hand-picked crew of specialists will attempt to steal more than $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos. But to score the cash, Danny risks his chances of reconciling with ex-wife, Tess.
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Less than 24 hours into his parole, charismatic thief Danny Ocean is already rolling out his next plan: In one night, Danny's hand-picked crew of specialists will attempt to steal more than $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos. But to score the cash, Danny risks his chances of reconciling with ex-wife, Tess.
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The script for Ocean's Eleven feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Ocean's Eleven knows its audience.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Ocean's Eleven.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ocean's Eleven actually is?
Just got out of Ocean's Eleven and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Ocean's Eleven?
Honestly, Ocean's Eleven would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Hot Take: Ocean's Eleven's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Ocean's Eleven last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
