@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-06 03:00 UTC
If Edward Scissorhands was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1990 · Fantasy / Drama / Romance
Edward Scissorhands
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A small suburban town receives a visit from a castaway unfinished science experiment named Edward.
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RELEASE DATE
1990
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Fantasy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
A small suburban town receives a visit from a castaway unfinished science experiment named Edward.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-18 03:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Edward Scissorhands would settle the national debt.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-08 21:00 UTC
Edward Scissorhands is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-19 01:00 UTC
Edward Scissorhands: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Edward Scissorhands is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Edward Scissorhands and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.4k points
Hot Take: Edward Scissorhands's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Edward Scissorhands last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Edward Scissorhands actually is?
Director clearly thought Edward Scissorhands was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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