@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-20 14:00 UTC
Watched Rocky's Cat-astrophe so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2026 · Animation / Family
Rocky's Cat-astrophe
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When one of Humdinger's schemes goes awry, a Junkyard Kitten's home is destroyed and Rocky bites off more than he can chew when he invites the kitten to stay at the Lookout overnight. While the kitten causes more trouble than expected, Rocky learns that even heroes need help.
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When one of Humdinger's schemes goes awry, a Junkyard Kitten's home is destroyed and Rocky bites off more than he can chew when he invites the kitten to stay at the Lookout overnight. While the kitten causes more trouble than expected, Rocky learns that even heroes need help.
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-25 20:00 UTC
Cried during Rocky's Cat-astrophe. Mostly at the ticket price.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-28 06:00 UTC
Rocky's Cat-astrophe is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-29 05:00 UTC
Rocky's Cat-astrophe: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Rocky's Cat-astrophe actually is?
Rewatched Rocky's Cat-astrophe last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.4k points
Hot Take: Rocky's Cat-astrophe's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Rocky's Cat-astrophe was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Rocky's Cat-astrophe?
Look, I wanted to love Rocky's Cat-astrophe. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.3k points
The cinematography in Rocky's Cat-astrophe is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Rocky's Cat-astrophe would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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