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Speed: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Script was written in ketchup.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1994 · Action / Thriller
Speed
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Tensions run high when a crazed bomber rigs a Los Angeles bus with a device that will kill everyone on board if the vehicle's speed dips below fifty miles per hour.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1994
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GENRE
Action / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Tensions run high when a crazed bomber rigs a Los Angeles bus with a device that will kill everyone on board if the vehicle's speed dips below fifty miles per hour.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-09 12:00 UTC
Speed should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-20 02:00 UTC
Watched Speed so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-10 03:00 UTC
Speed has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.3k points
Hot Take: Speed's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Speed performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 1,636 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Speed is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Speed. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Speed?
Just got out of Speed and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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