@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-19 04:00 UTC
If Tuklas was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“Script was written in ketchup.”
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2026 · Drama
Tuklas
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The first Bisaya VMX Original stars true-blooded Bisaya Skye Gonzaga. When IT officer Chris Alvarado uncovers a financial scandal at work, he faces a moral dilemma: exposing the truth or giving in to Anna, a seductive sales manager promising success and intimacy.
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2026
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The first Bisaya VMX Original stars true-blooded Bisaya Skye Gonzaga. When IT officer Chris Alvarado uncovers a financial scandal at work, he faces a moral dilemma: exposing the truth or giving in to Anna, a seductive sales manager promising success and intimacy.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-10 03:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Tuklas.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-20 09:00 UTC
Watched Tuklas so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-10 07:00 UTC
Tuklas: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Tuklas is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Tuklas. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.5k points
Hot Take: Tuklas's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Tuklas and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 0.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Tuklas?
Rewatched Tuklas last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Tuklas actually is?
Director clearly thought Tuklas was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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