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Minority Report is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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2002 · Sci-Fi / Action / Thriller
Minority Report
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
John Anderton is a top 'Precrime' cop in the late-21st century, when technology can predict crimes before they're committed. But Anderton becomes the quarry when another investigator targets him for a murder charge.
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John Anderton is a top 'Precrime' cop in the late-21st century, when technology can predict crimes before they're committed. But Anderton becomes the quarry when another investigator targets him for a murder charge.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-31 08:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Minority Report would be banned for life.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-31 00:00 UTC
Minority Report treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-15 14:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Minority Report knows its audience.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Minority Report is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Minority Report last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Minority Report actually is?
Honestly, Minority Report would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Minority Report?
Look, I wanted to love Minority Report. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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