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The Twilight Saga: New Moon confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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2009 · Adventure / Fantasy / Drama / Romance
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Forks, Washington resident Bella Swan is reeling from the departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen, and finds comfort in her friendship with Jacob Black, a werewolf. But before she knows it, she's thrust into a centuries-old conflict, and her desire to be with Edward at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks.
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2009
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Adventure / Fantasy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Forks, Washington resident Bella Swan is reeling from the departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen, and finds comfort in her friendship with Jacob Black, a werewolf. But before she knows it, she's thrust into a centuries-old conflict, and her desire to be with Edward at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-14 17:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-22 04:00 UTC
The chemistry in The Twilight Saga: New Moon is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-25 16:00 UTC
The Twilight Saga: New Moon is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Twilight Saga: New Moon?
Director clearly thought The Twilight Saga: New Moon was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.1k points
Unpopular opinion: The Twilight Saga: New Moon is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, The Twilight Saga: New Moon would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.4k points
Hot Take: The Twilight Saga: New Moon's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Twilight Saga: New Moon actually is?
Just got out of The Twilight Saga: New Moon and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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