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A Haunted House 2: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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2014 · Comedy / Horror
A Haunted House 2
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
After exorcising the demons of his ex, Malcolm starts afresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events.
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RELEASE DATE
2014
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GENRE
Comedy / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
After exorcising the demons of his ex, Malcolm starts afresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-08 17:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during A Haunted House 2.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-04 04:00 UTC
Watched A Haunted House 2 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-16 16:00 UTC
If padding runtimes and stalling plots were an Olympic sport, A Haunted House 2 would take consecutive gold medals.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.6k points
The cinematography in A Haunted House 2 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched A Haunted House 2 last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: A Haunted House 2 is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the A Haunted House 2 performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in A Haunted House 2 actually is?
Look, I wanted to love A Haunted House 2. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.9k points
Hot Take: A Haunted House 2's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought A Haunted House 2 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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