@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-04 13:00 UTC
Diary of a Nymphomaniac: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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2008 · Drama / Romance
Diary of a Nymphomaniac
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A chronicle of the life of a middle-class French girl's sexual adventures, her then fall into prostitution, and her ultimate redemption.
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RELEASE DATE
2008
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Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
A chronicle of the life of a middle-class French girl's sexual adventures, her then fall into prostitution, and her ultimate redemption.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-02 20:00 UTC
Diary of a Nymphomaniac: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-01 18:00 UTC
Diary of a Nymphomaniac is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-11-30 23:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Diary of a Nymphomaniac would settle the national debt.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Diary of a Nymphomaniac?
Honestly, Diary of a Nymphomaniac would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Diary of a Nymphomaniac actually is?
Just got out of Diary of a Nymphomaniac and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.2k points
The cinematography in Diary of a Nymphomaniac is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Diary of a Nymphomaniac performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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