Diary of a Nymphomaniac: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.

“The tomato's grin says it all.”
Diary of a Nymphomaniac
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A chronicle of the life of a middle-class French girl's sexual adventures, her then fall into prostitution, and her ultimate redemption.
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A chronicle of the life of a middle-class French girl's sexual adventures, her then fall into prostitution, and her ultimate redemption.
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Diary of a Nymphomaniac: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
Diary of a Nymphomaniac is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
If whispered monologues were currency, Diary of a Nymphomaniac would settle the national debt.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Diary of a Nymphomaniac?
Honestly, Diary of a Nymphomaniac would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Diary of a Nymphomaniac actually is?
Just got out of Diary of a Nymphomaniac and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
The cinematography in Diary of a Nymphomaniac is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Diary of a Nymphomaniac performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
