@REEL_DEAL2026-01-29 10:00 UTC
Gods of Egypt has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
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2016 · Action / Adventure / Fantasy
Gods of Egypt
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED43%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED49%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A common thief joins a mythical god on a quest through Egypt.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2016
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Adventure / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
A common thief joins a mythical god on a quest through Egypt.
STARRING CAST
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-29 18:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Gods of Egypt.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-29 17:00 UTC
If Gods of Egypt was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-14 11:00 UTC
Watched Gods of Egypt so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Why is Gods of Egypt rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Gods of Egypt (2016) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 43/100. A common thief joins a mythical god on a quest through Egypt.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Gods of Egypt fit best?+
Gods of Egypt works best as a modern catalog staple for action fans. With a Burn Index of 43/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Gods of Egypt worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Gods of Egypt lands at 43/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.4k points
Hot Take: Gods of Egypt's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Gods of Egypt would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.6k points
The cinematography in Gods of Egypt is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Gods of Egypt performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Gods of Egypt actually is?
Rewatched Gods of Egypt last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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