@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-07 09:00 UTC
Ted 2: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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2015 · Comedy / Fantasy
Ted 2
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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RELEASE DATE
2015
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GENRE
Comedy / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
STARRING CAST
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-04 06:00 UTC
If Ted 2 was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-02 11:00 UTC
If padding runtimes and stalling plots were an Olympic sport, Ted 2 would take consecutive gold medals.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-16 08:00 UTC
Ted 2 is what improv class warned you about.
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Why is Ted 2 rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Ted 2 (2015) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 37/100. Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Ted 2 fit best?+
Ted 2 works best as a modern catalog staple for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 37/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Ted 2 worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Ted 2 scores 37/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Ted 2?
Director clearly thought Ted 2 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,269 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.7k points
Hot Take: Ted 2's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Ted 2 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ted 2 actually is?
Just got out of Ted 2 and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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