@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-09 15:00 UTC
Giselle: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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1982 · Drama / Romance / Thriller
Giselle
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED55%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED51%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Sexy girl seduces all the members of her family. She indirectly causes the failure of his father's marriage, for her stepmother falls in love with her. Then, she has affairs with her father's stepson, and with the farm housekeeper. She and some friends are also raped by some bad guys. But they all celebrate the ruin of traditional family values.
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RELEASE DATE
1982
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Romance / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Sexy girl seduces all the members of her family. She indirectly causes the failure of his father's marriage, for her stepmother falls in love with her. Then, she has affairs with her father's stepson, and with the farm housekeeper. She and some friends are also raped by some bad guys. But they all celebrate the ruin of traditional family values.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-04 21:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Giselle.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-02 06:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Giselle.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-15 17:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Giselle would settle the national debt.
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Why is Giselle roasted on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Giselle (1982) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 55/100. Sexy girl seduces all the members of her family. She indirectly causes the failure of his father's marriage, for her stepmother falls in love with her. Then, she has affairs with her father's stepson, and with the farm h…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Giselle fit best?+
Giselle works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 55/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Giselle worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Giselle lands at 55/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Giselle?
Just got out of Giselle and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Giselle?
Director clearly thought Giselle was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.3k points
The cinematography in Giselle is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Giselle last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Giselle actually is?
Everyone praising the Giselle performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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