@RATIO_RAT2026-01-23 13:00 UTC
Watched Blended so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
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2014 · Comedy / Romance
Blended
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Recently divorced mom Lauren and widowed dad Jim let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknownst to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort for families, during spring break. They and their children are forced to share the same romantic suite and participate in a slew of family activities together.
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RELEASE DATE
2014
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Comedy / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Recently divorced mom Lauren and widowed dad Jim let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both Jim and Lauren, unbeknownst to each other, purchase one-half of the same vacation package at a South African resort for families, during spring break. They and their children are forced to share the same romantic suite and participate in a slew of family activities together.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-11 20:00 UTC
Blended has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-20 18:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Blended. Once was a sneeze.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-24 23:00 UTC
Blended: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
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Why is Blended rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Blended (2014) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 31/100. Recently divorced mom Lauren and widowed dad Jim let their friends push them into a blind date, which goes disastrously wrong. Unsurprisingly, neither wants to see the other ever again. However, fate intervenes when both…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Blended fit best?+
Blended works best as a modern catalog staple for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 31/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Blended worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Blended scores 31/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Blended actually is?
Honestly, Blended would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.5k points
The cinematography in Blended is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Blended performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Blended?
Director clearly thought Blended was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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