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Watched X-Men: Apocalypse so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
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2016 · Sci-Fi / Fantasy / Action
X-Men: Apocalypse
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
After the re-emergence of the world's first mutant, world-destroyer Apocalypse, the X-Men must unite to defeat his extinction level plan.
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2016
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Sci-Fi / Fantasy / Action
PLOT SUMMARY
After the re-emergence of the world's first mutant, world-destroyer Apocalypse, the X-Men must unite to defeat his extinction level plan.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-15 00:00 UTC
The science in X-Men: Apocalypse has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-22 08:00 UTC
X-Men: Apocalypse is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-10 18:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, X-Men: Apocalypse would be banned for life.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.5k points
Hot Take: X-Men: Apocalypse's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched X-Men: Apocalypse last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.5k points
Unpopular opinion: X-Men: Apocalypse is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the X-Men: Apocalypse performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.4k points
The cinematography in X-Men: Apocalypse is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought X-Men: Apocalypse was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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