@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-08 05:00 UTC
The script for Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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2009 · Comedy / Crime / Mystery / Romance
Busty Cops: Protect and Serve!
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED52%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED48%
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TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
The Busty Cops are back, and must prevent Finkel and Billy Viscious from winning an election by any means necessary.
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RELEASE DATE
2009
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GENRE
Comedy / Crime / Mystery / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
The Busty Cops are back, and must prevent Finkel and Billy Viscious from winning an election by any means necessary.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-04 04:00 UTC
If Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-01 22:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Busty Cops: Protect and Serve!. Once was a sneeze.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-31 13:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! knows its audience.
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Why is Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! roasted on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! (2009) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 52/100. The Busty Cops are back, and must prevent Finkel and Billy Viscious from winning an election by any means necessary.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! fit best?+
Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! works best as a modern catalog staple for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 52/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! lands at 52/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.0k points
Hot Take: Busty Cops: Protect and Serve!'s third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! actually is?
Just got out of Busty Cops: Protect and Serve! and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Busty Cops: Protect and Serve!?
Look, I wanted to love Busty Cops: Protect and Serve!. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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