@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-11 13:00 UTC
Nymphomaniac: Vol. I confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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2014 · Drama
Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A man named Seligman finds a fainted wounded woman in an alley and he brings her home. She tells him that her name is Joe and that she is nymphomaniac. Joe tells her life and sexual experiences with hundreds of men since she was a young teenager while Seligman tells about his hobbies, such as fly fishing, reading about Fibonacci numbers or listening to organ music.
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RELEASE DATE
2014
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A man named Seligman finds a fainted wounded woman in an alley and he brings her home. She tells him that her name is Joe and that she is nymphomaniac. Joe tells her life and sexual experiences with hundreds of men since she was a young teenager while Seligman tells about his hobbies, such as fly fishing, reading about Fibonacci numbers or listening to organ music.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-21 08:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Nymphomaniac: Vol. I.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-26 00:00 UTC
Nymphomaniac: Vol. I is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-28 02:00 UTC
If Nymphomaniac: Vol. I was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Nymphomaniac: Vol. I?
Director clearly thought Nymphomaniac: Vol. I was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Nymphomaniac: Vol. I is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Nymphomaniac: Vol. I would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.7k points
Hot Take: Nymphomaniac: Vol. I's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Nymphomaniac: Vol. I. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Nymphomaniac: Vol. I actually is?
Everyone praising the Nymphomaniac: Vol. I performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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