If padding runtimes and stalling plots were an Olympic sport, The Conjuring 2 would take consecutive gold medals.

“Plot holes? We fell in.”
The Conjuring 2
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Lorraine and Ed Warren travel to north London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by malicious spirits.
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Lorraine and Ed Warren travel to north London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by malicious spirits.
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The Conjuring 2 is the cinematic equivalent of finding your old toys and trying to charge admission.
Watched The Conjuring 2 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
If The Conjuring 2 was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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Hot Take: The Conjuring 2's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Conjuring 2 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Unpopular opinion: The Conjuring 2 is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the The Conjuring 2 performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Conjuring 2 actually is?
Look, I wanted to love The Conjuring 2. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
The cinematography in The Conjuring 2 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of The Conjuring 2 and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
