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The script for Signs feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
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2002 · Thriller / Sci-Fi / Horror
Signs
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come.
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RELEASE DATE
2002
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Thriller / Sci-Fi / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-29 18:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Signs.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-15 05:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Signs. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-22 17:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Signs would be banned for life.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.5k points
The cinematography in Signs is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Signs was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Signs is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Signs performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Signs?
Honestly, Signs would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Signs actually is?
Just got out of Signs and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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