Watched It Follows so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Script was written in ketchup.”
It Follows
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A young woman is followed by an unknown supernatural force after a sexual encounter.
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A young woman is followed by an unknown supernatural force after a sexual encounter.
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It Follows thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
Even the popcorn looked bored during It Follows.
It Follows: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
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The cinematography in It Follows is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of It Follows and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in It Follows?
Director clearly thought It Follows was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in It Follows actually is?
Honestly, It Follows would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
