@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-16 19:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Sicario.
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2015 · Action / Crime / Thriller
Sicario
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
An idealistic FBI agent is enlisted by a government task force to aid in the escalating war against drugs at the border area between the U.S. and Mexico.
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Action / Crime / Thriller
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An idealistic FBI agent is enlisted by a government task force to aid in the escalating war against drugs at the border area between the U.S. and Mexico.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-08 23:00 UTC
Sicario: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-04 19:00 UTC
If Sicario was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-17 12:00 UTC
Sicario: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Sicario?
Director clearly thought Sicario was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.5k points
Hot Take: Sicario's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Sicario and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.6k points
The cinematography in Sicario is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Sicario last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Sicario is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Sicario would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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